By C. MacDonald
I uncovered some really strange stories in my five years as a
nationally-syndicated columnist, searching for the odd and unknown. My columns
ran in newspapers throughout "The Golden State" before Huell Howser's popular
"California's Gold" TV segments and about the time of Charles Kuralt's "On the
Road" TV shows for CBS.
Kuralt once told me the public kept him humble. "When I first started the
series, our motor home pulled into a small Kansas town and we were all tired and
didn't want to be disturbed," he explained in an interview. "An elderly lady
came up to our door and started pounding on it. I reluctantly greeted her and
she said, 'I'd like to purchase two loaves of bread.' That really took the air
out of my balloon--she thought it was a bread truck. It gave me humility!"
I remember interviewing a lot of interesting, unusual California people-- known
more so than a retired flagpole painter, Santa Claus-looking fellow named Smokey
Rolland, who lived in Cardiff. This character actually turned an airplane into a
camper.
The plane had been an Argonaut Airline DC-3, which flew out of Miami. Rolland
said it had been hijacked twice to Cuba in the 1960s. In 1977, he traded an old
school bus for the plane, which had "landed" in a Tucson, Arizona scrapyard. He
placed it on a truck frame and hauled the metal craft to his front yard in
Cardiff. In seven months, he turned it into an operable camper.
He put the old aircraft on a Dodge truck chassis and powered it with a
465-cubic-inch Lincoln Continental engine. Using electrical and mechanical
equipment, which was scrounged up or donated, Rolland created a camper that
would have taken thousands of dollars to make commercially. He had to cut four
feet off the plane's end to meet state road requirements. His vehicle was
slightly less than the maximum allowed 40-foot length. It was 8 feet wide and 11
feet high.
I rode with him in his "plane" down Interstate 5, much to the delight of gawking
passersby. He said Highway Patrolmen had stopped him and measured the length on
more than one occasion.
Smokey told me about some of the strangest incidents involving the plane that is
by no means "plain":
--When it broke down near Palomar Airport, an airborne pilot radioed the tower
that a DC-3 was disabled and the Highway Patrol was dispatched to provide
assistance.
--The craft was parked outside a fence at the southern end of Lindbergh Field,
prompting a pilot, before takeoff, to jokingly tell passengers that a rival
airline's new equipment had just arrived.
--A drunk saw the plane, rubbed his eyes and walked away from an Oceanside bar
where he was apparently headed.
Imaginative Smokey used the cockpit escape hatch (in the ceiling) as a sunroof.
Cabin lights, overhead racks, air vents, specially luggage racks and airplane
seats remained intact.
Creating additional atmosphere were signs--"Emergency Exits," "Not to be
occupied during takeoff and landing," "Oxygen" and "Landing Gear Hydraulic
Pressure Gauge."
However, instead of a cruising speed of 240 mph, like a DC-3, the plane settled
for 55 on California Freeways.
"It handles much better than my family car and the power steering is such that
the whole plane can be turned with one finger," he said.
Just like a real pilot, prior to takeoff, Rolland walked around the craft,
checking for flat tires and other potential problems. Next, he climbed aboard
and pulled up the steps, before strolling through a long aisle, talking to
passengers.
Sitting in the cockpit, he checked his dials and shouted, "Fasten your seat
belts and prepare to take off!" The engine turned and off he went, providing a
sight that many people will have difficulty proving to their friends that
evening."
"She once held 28 passengers and a crew of three but now only a few friends will
take advantage of the spacious room, while I make trips across the country," he
said.
Smokey's camper definitely has come a long ways since neighbors insisted it
would never get off the ground.
THE REST OF THE STORY
The last time I saw Smokey's plane-camper was outside a transmission shop in
Orange around 1980. Further research indicated it was purchased by a couple, who
renovated it into a Space Shuttle look-alike. It was called, "The Smile
Shuttle," and they took it overseas to events in the 1980s. Another couple ended
up with it and turned Smokey's find into "The Space Shuttle Cafe." So it looks
like America's most unusual DC-3 still is creating history at air shows and
events throughout California and the nation. I'm sure Smokey would be thrilled!