Did you receive a notice recently that your health insurance is being canceled ? Were you notified that you will now pay twice as much (or more) for mandatory health insurance? Rome may be burning, you may be broke this holiday season, but there's a pressing matter that's happening today, and it's up to you to vote!  On Wednesday, Nov. 27, 2013, President Obama must pick a turkey to pardon--and he's asking for your help (see whitehouse.gov or vote on Facebook & Twitter).

Caramel, a strapping  38 LBS 4 OZ male turkey which stands 2 feet tall represents "TEAM CARAMEL". Popcorn, a little shorter and fuller, weighs 37 LBS 6 OZ and stands 1'11" tall.  If you vote for one or the other, it doesn't really matter. They are both being spared from the dinner table, and thanks to their health care policies it has been determined that they will live out their lives happily ever after in Mt. Vernon. But as we reported recently, pardoned turkeys seem to die prematurely for some reason.

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